Your tiny little cock just isnt going to cut it SPH

Hey big boy. Are you sure he's even a boy? Is that for real? That's what he is? Are you in ************? That's a little itty bitty winky.

How many times have you pulled that fucking thing out? Put it back. It's like a V and a sausage or something.

Wait a minute. I used to like tootsie rolls. That's all I did was eat them all day long and now look at that.

That's because I'm a pink tootsie roll. What are you supposed to do with that? Pink tootsie roll. Let me turn that off for you.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Look. Can you touch me? That's pretty big compared to him.