You can be our new sorority house slave

Oh my god, our society house is so dirty. I know it is. We need someone to clean it up.

I think you should be our ************. Empty all the trash cans.

Clean our pans and knees. Scrubbing our kitchen. Putting a little maid outfit on.

Feather duster. But you've got to do all the dusting, all the vacuuming, mopping, cleaning toilets.

I need everything bleached and spotless clean. I'm a Virgo so I have that OCD and I cannot stand a dirty house.