Tiny dick guy, get a busty brunette to jerk him off

Both your balls and your cock with the palm of my hand.

Like, do you have any-- we should call Guinness World Records because...

You think I set the record? - You might. You might.

This is really... like, we gotta, I don't know, we gotta put you in a competition for, like, tiny...

Are you sure this isn't just a big clit?