These ass hugger jeans are so super tight

Hey. So I have a surprise for you. I have a present for you actually. I was a bad girl and tore my jeans.

So now I figured I'm not going to be able to wear them for much longer so why don't we just get them a little extra dirty.

I want you to come on them. Somehow I had a feeling you would be more than eager to oblige.

I know it's not going to take you very long.

No, I give you the little show.