The Gooner's Shame

My dear Gunnar, my little pump addict. You're back again for your daily dose of degradation,

aren't you? Look at you, so weak and pathetic, your life revolving around your desperate

need to pump and edge for me. Let's be honest, you're nothing but a mindless jerk zombie,

aren't you? Pumping and edging, that's all you're good for. And you love it, don't you,

my dumb little drone? You've become such a slave to porn, gooning for hours on end like