Stepmom stuck under the bed gets a creampie – POV

So you put my jewelry box under the bed? Oh my god, I had told you the hat boxes

under the bed. Okay, now I'm late and I'm gonna have to get them I guess because

but you're obviously... okay so you totally got that mixed up. Hat boxes. Go.

Oh my god, okay. So I can't believe, I can't believe this.

Jewelry boxes don't go under the bed? Hat boxes go under the bed?