My horny mother-in-law enters my room to give me the best blowjob

Hi, Mom. - Hey, son, how you doing, baby?

No, on the one hand, I'm getting better and better here because I love myself.

Listen, I'm very ********?

I don't know, or you're planning on going out later, but

To my dad *****ing over when he gets here. - Why do you ask me and tell me that?