My friend moaned so much during the massage that I got a hard-on.

I'm sorry to call so late. Yes, I have an emergency. Anyway,

I have a bad back, and tomorrow is my big day. I want to ask you something.

I want you to come to me first thing in the morning. I can't sit or lie down at all.

Or walk. Actually, my back hurts. I'll leave the code for the buzzer, open the doors,

I want you to come in tomorrow, because if I go to bed right now, I'm not gonna get up. I'm like,