I love you honey, but I need some dick on the side

Guess what man? What's going on? I got a surprise for you today. Really? Yeah. What kind of surprise is that?

You're banging some dude's wife today. Oh, what a lovely surprise. But there's a hitch. There's always a hitch.

It's always something. It's like witty people. Witty people. Witty mean you people.

What was that from? Traffic Thunder. Witty you mean you people.

So what's the hitch? The fine layer, the fine tuning, the small print if you will.