Dear, make me tickle you in the ass

I was just using it for five minutes and it just like, you know, dead, went dead on me.

I can't believe it. I need a massage so bad. It doesn't work.

here's your problem what? it's unplugged. oh no I'm so embarrassed I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

let's see if it works now oh there it is let me see if it works

try it on me