Big breasted MILF seduces cute dyke and licks her pussy

Dear Diary, What can I say? My life is a living hell.

As if my parents' divorce wasn't bad enough, now my dad had to go and marry someone who

looks like a cast member from Real Housewives of Slutsville. I'm not joking.

I don't know what's worse. My mom moving to Ripon, Wisconsin after the divorce, or

my dad marrying a walking Barbie doll who runs around dressed like she's looking to