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I left New York and flew to London.
I had a few delightful crumpets with my tea and soon heard of a contest being held at a theater in Piccadilly for the greatest cock in the British Empire.
I determined to have this award, known as the Order of the Imperial Cock.
It would be a credit to me.
I entered this contest as a
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