The Flasher

Oh, you wanted to see me? - Well, James, I've had some complaints about your, you know, your behaviour.

And that you've been flashing.

Don't look at me. I've had serious complaints from girls that you were flashing at them. What have you got to say for yourself?

It wasn't me. I hadn't been doing that. - So they were imagining it, were they?

Well, no. Okay, um... - Will you give me your side of the story?