The Aphrodisiac

My name is Peter Puller. I'm a chemist, and I've been working on an Aphortiakum for more than three years now.

A **** that, well, turns women on, even though they might not want to know anything about you,.

'Cause you either look terrible and fucked up or you're a poor church mouse.

This could end soon, if only I knew why it still doesn't work.

I'd been working through the night again. Now it was time to get my hunger under control.