Step Mom Lessons

Not the birds and bees. Well, it is kind of birds and bees, but I know you know all that stuff.

So, I know you're going away to college now, and I just wanted to give you the, you know, the talk about being safe.

Because, you know, you're going to be around a lot of girls, and some of them are going to be, you know, promiscuous.

And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. As I said when I was in college.

But, you know, I know you know this, but I wanted to over it with you anyway.