Jerk Off Instructions

So loser, I've seen that fuckin' these underwear, they have fuckin' seams on them.

Like, really? Did you really have to go and take my fuckin' underwear and fuckin' jerk off in them and cum in them?

Like, really? And they're not even cheap underwear, they're like my $300 ones.

You had to go and fuckin' ruin them? Well, okay then, asshole.

Here, why don't you fuckin' put them on, okay?