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Dear Teen Power, Okay, so I didn't know littering was such a big stupid deal.
If I did, I wouldn't have toshed my butt on the ground at the park.
I mean, it really isn't my fault the place caught on fire.
Anyway, now I have to do community service with this wannabe ranger Rick watching.
Ick, I hate nature. How can I squirrel out of this?