Funny commentary

Have you ever been face to face with a police officer and wondered, "Is he about to kick my ass?"

Well, wonder no more. If you follow these easy tips, you'll be fine.

First, obey the law. Laws were made for a reason. Think of them as hints.

You've heard people say, "Man, I wouldn't do that shit if I was you."

Well, here's some of that shit. Carjacking, armed *********, buying drugs,