FUCKING ON MY MATES SOFA

I said to them, "Whether it be my big bulging fucking biceps that catch their eye,

something on my body makes them go, 'Hmm, who the fuck is that sexy bastard that's just walked past?'"

And I love it! It makes me fucking warm on the inside, it makes me tingle on the inside,

makes my fucking guns get trained extra fucking hard every time I go up.

Confidence, arrogance, the two are very fucking along the same thin line, and it's a lie.