Bed Time

Oh, hey son. What are you doing? Are you laying in bed? Are you having a hard time going to

*****, son? Oh my goodness. Are you masturbating? Oh my goodness, son. I cannot believe that

you are masturbating. Poor you. So I guess mommy's gonna have to help you. Because I

certainly want my baby boy to go to bed and get a ********.

Oh. Oh, you just, oh. You just lay right there and I'm gonna sit right here on the bed beside