Auntie J

do for this. Oh, please don't start the dramatics. You shoplifted. It's been so many years and how could you shoplift? My birthday present! You bought me a beautiful cashmere sweater that I was so happy to get. I thought it was such a nice present. It was a little bit too big so I wanted to exchange it and do you know

what? I almost got arrested. Oh, I'm sorry. We went through this years and years ago and

apparently you forgot. You forgot about the thank yous I used to give you. So I think

I need to remind you of what happened to the naughty girls who shoplifted.

Nikki, when you're over my knee, you know that you're going to be spanked until I know