News / Desperately seeking Jenna
We received word (via Breitbart) that Jenna Jameson, the adult performer turned alt-right MILF icon has declined to appear as herself in our upcoming Trump parody film, Drain My Swamp (āSad ploy! ... Crap filmā āĀ Jenna Jameson).
But her loss is your gain! Weāre looking for that two-of-a-kind performer who can play an aging former starlet.
Weāre looking for:
- Large, fake boobs
- Blonde, over-processed hair
- Twitter account
- Racist fanbase
You need not actually be an anti-Muslim extremist, but you may be asked to play one on TV. Or, in this case, the internet.
To audition, please submit photos of you in duck-face, and list of right-wing conspiracies that get you hot to [email protected].
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